I was not eleven years old when I wrote, spontaneously, a letter to a widow of near fifty, who, pretending to a zeal for religion, and who was a constant frequenter of church ordinances, was continually fomenting quarrels and disturbances by backbiting and scandal among all her acquaintance. I collected from the Scripture texts that made against her. Assuming the style and address of a person in years, I exhorted her; I expostulated with her. But my hand-writing was known: I was challenged with it, and owned the boldness; for she complained of it to my mother with tears. My mother chid me for the freedom taken by such a boy with a woman of her years. But knowing that her son was not of a pert or forward nature, but, on the contrary, shy and bashful, she commended my principles, though she censured the liberty taken.
As a bashful and not forward boy, I was an early favourite with all the young women of taste and reading in the neighbourhood. Half a dozen of them then met to work with their needles, used, when they got a book they liked, and thought I should, to borrow me to read to them, their mothers sometimes with them; and both mothers and daughters used to be pleased with the observations they put me upon making.
I was not more than thirteen when three of these young women, unknown to each other, having an high opinion of my taciturnity, revealed to me their love secrets in order to induce me to give them copies to write after, or correct, for answer to their lovers' letters. Nor did any one of them ever know that I was the secretary to the others. I have been directed to chide, and even repulse, when an offence was either taken or given, at the very time that the heart of the chider or repulser was open before me, overflowing with esteem and affection; and the fair repulser dreading to be taken at her word, directing this word, or that expression, to be softened or changed. One, highly gratified with her lover's fervour and vows of everlasting love, has said, when I have asked her direction: `I cannot tell you what to write; but (her heart on her lips) you cannot write too kindly: All her fear only that she should incur slight for her kindness.
I recollect that I was early noted for having invention. I was not fond of play, as other boys: my schoolfellows used to call me Serious and Gravity. And five of them particularly delighted to single me out, either for a walk, or at their fathers' houses or at mine, to tell them stories, as they phrased it. Some I told them from my reading as true; others from my head, as mere invention; of which they would be most fond, and often were affected by them. One of them, particularly, I remember, was for putting me to write a history, as he called it, on the model of Tommy Potts. I now forget what it was; only, that it was of a servant-man preferred by a fine young lady (for his goodness) to a lord who was a libertine. All my stories carried with them, I am bold to say, a useful moral.
— A. D. McKillop, Samuel Richardson: Printer and Novelist (Chapel Hill, N.C., 1936), pp. 6-7 (Richardson to Johannes Strinstra, 2 June 1753).
`Why, madam, poor Pamela's married at last; the news came down to us in this morning's paper.'
— Thraliana, i. 145. For other versions of this anecdote, see A. D. McKillop, `Wedding Bells for Pamela', Philological Quarterly, xxviii (1949), 323-5.
— Rogers, Table Talk, p. 141. The incident is related by Mrs. Barbauld in her edition of The Correspondence of Samuel Richardson (1804), i. cix.
— Boswell, Life of Johnson, iv. 28 n.
— Byron, A Self Portrait, ed. Peter Quennell (1950), ii. 551.
An entry in Byron's diary, dated `Ravenna, January 4, 1821'.
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